/ THE FLOCK
Six characters. Six personalities. Every group has at least one. Collect them across apparel drops — or recognise them in the WhatsApp.
CHARACTER 01
Spends 11 months a year planning the 12th. Knows every cruise itinerary by heart and will absolutely correct you on the difference between a balcony and an oceanview.
CHARACTER 02
If the flight is at 9am, he's pint-deep by 6:30. The unofficial group chat travel co-ordinator. Will share a Snickers and his life story with strangers.
CHARACTER 03
Reads the in-flight magazine cover to cover. Has opinions on every gallery and a very strong stance on which espresso bar in Rome is actually the best.
CHARACTER 04
Has a spreadsheet. Yes, an actual spreadsheet. The trip is built around three confirmed dinners and a sandwich place that 'changed his life' in 2019.
CHARACTER 05
Picks the destination based on the fixture list. Will travel 1,800 miles for 90 minutes. Has been seen pre-match at 8am with a pint and a chant ready.
CHARACTER 06
Lives like every weekend is the last. Champagne with the boarding pass, casino by night, slightly confused by morning. Worth it every single time.
CHARACTER 07
Good at football, golf, padel, pool, darts, beach volleyball — and somehow wins everything without looking like they're trying. The one you always want on your team. Picks last, finishes first.